Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Top 5 reasons why people cannot fall asleep

As I lay here in bed, not able to fall asleep, knowing that I have to be awake and ready to take on another day in less than seven hours I thought it might be entertaining to compile a list of why people people lay in bed and cannot fall asleep. So here it goes:

1. You are going through your checklist of the day and realize you either got more accomplished than you had hoped, or, more commonly, you have a lot of making up to do tomorrow...

2. This is your down time in which you get on any and every social media sight that you a apart of and catch up on today's drama or are creating a new board on Pinterest. By the time you are caught up you have lost an extra hour to two hours of quality sleep, however you do not regret this decision in the slightest. Although that To do list is unfinished, that Pinterest board is something that you can be proud of.

3. You have literally one million things that must be accomplished before the week is over and you cannot decide what you should start on first, or if you even have time to sleep because you just have so. much. to. do.

4. You had a crazy day and are trying to process what actually happened. You finally come to the conclusion that your true friends will be by your side no matter what, the opposite sex will always be frustrating whether you are married, dating, or single, and then you ask yourself why you are worrying about all of this, and wasting precious hours of sleep.

And finally....

 5. Your stupid, obnoxious, annoyingly loud heater is making so much noise that you literally cannot fall asleep for more than twenty minutes at a time, so you stay up blogging to pass the time...

Now take a wild guess as to why I am still awake... no I am not at all bitter :) This just gives me the chance to thank God for this crazy, tragic, sometimes almost magic, awful beautiful life, and hopefully provide some entertainment for people.

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